1.Your desk drawers don't contain anything important except for the larger, bottom one, which contains all your snacks...
2....Which you will eat continuously all day, like your mouth is a revolving door for food.3. It will become normal to e-mail the colleague sat next to you rather than simply turning 45 degrees and speaking to them.
4. You will never find out who the office fridge thief is.
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